Grandchildren

Soo... I've caught some shit lately about not blogging recently (evil laff at the shit slinger).

We had a conversation this morning about my stepson and she told me "See? You could have blogged that!" So here goes.


We went to Pizza John's last night for dinner...

Took our son with us. I started harping on him about his girlfriend and when I was going to meet her. He informed me... he doesn't have one. Of course... I gasped!!!
Then said..
How in the HELL am I OR your father going to get grandchildren if you don't have a girlfriend????
His father said.... or a boyfriend??? you can always adopt!
I told him it didn't have to be right away.... but at least it would be nice if he were looking at prospects!

He told me he wasn't giving us any grandchildren.
GASP!!! I told him he had too... as his father's only child it was mandatory he had to give his father a grandchild.

He asked who made that rule. Of course I told him!

It was in the Rule Book!!!!
.... that I wrote

(I mean really! Is it so much to ask being a mother of 4, that I get grandkids before I'm too damned old to enjoy them??) Okay, I know they are a bit young 23, 21, 18, 17 but to hear that none of my boys want children and the only girl wants them, married to an idiot.

Anyone have any grandchildren for rent?

Here is my offer/negotiation:
1. Must have the option to return said grandchildren to their rightful owners at any time.
2. Must never be chastised for spoil said grandchildren.
3. Must never be corrected for having said grandchildren bake cookies and get to eat them.
4. The above mentioned grandchildren should understand at any time that as their grandma, if they are naughty, they may find theirselves in the corner or sent home.
5. Grandma gets to see them on all holidays, birthdays, and any damn time she wants.
6. Said child/children must realize that Grandma is not only the woman who loves to feed them, but really is just a big kid at heart and can't wait to slide down the sliding board or color in coloring books and read Dr. Suess to them and talk and giggle and play and and and

Where are my grandbabies????